Pretend I wrote this on the 4th. This is a post dated post.
I helped out at the AYSA Sports Expo with several cool people which was really fun. I’m not sure how useful I was since I was coming off of really bad caffeine withdrawals and found it hard to drag myself out of bed and walk in a straight line. Other than that one early morning this sabbatical thing is pretty nice for my restfulness. Pretty sure I was born to wake up at 4PM every day and fill my day with naps and meditation.
Speaking of meditation I had a though while meditating that was somewhat related to our business: I really hate it when a funeral plays one of my favorite songs and I am unable to enjoy it ever again. “Simple Man” by Lynard Skynyrd and “Wonderful World” by Louis Armstrong are ruined because they remind me of my dead brother and uncle. So I decided I only want songs that I hate to be played at my funeral. That way afterwards people can be like “Oh this song makes me sad because it reminds me of one of the times Charles died, but I’m also annoyed because it’s still ‘Achy Breaky Heart'” As an added bonus it will help people move on after my death because if I play “Whip My Hair” and “All About That Bass” everyone will be glad I’m dead.
Imagine Seth is in the middle of the ocean on a small boat full of angry bears. Sharks are swarming the boat and a pterodactyl is swooping at him. How do you save Seth?